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UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of their userboxes! or else...
This user is currently trying to find all applicable userboxes. It may take some time .
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
Contact Info [ edit ]
@ This user can be reached by email at c4bl3fl4m3@gmail.com .
This user's IRC nick is C4bl3Fl4m3 on the server irc.2600.net .
Employment [ edit ]
DIS This user is unable to work because of their disability .
Ancestry [ edit ]
This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of Polish ancestry.
Misc About Me [ edit ]
Wikipedia Misc [ edit ]
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!!
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
Sexuality Misc [ edit ]
This user enjoys sex .
This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex .
This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.
Pets & Animals [ edit ]
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs .
This user would like to own one or more dogs .
Misc Misc [ edit ]
SI-0 This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator . Someday. Maybe.
Fact : There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
This user frequently experiences déjà vu .
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as their primary point of reference.
This user uses XChat for chatting on IRC .
Where's the userbox for "This user hates using Adium and wishes they'd port Pidgin to Cocoa/native OS X"? ;-)
nap This user used Napster back when it was free.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
Languages (non-ISO) [ edit ]
du -1This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass , but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
Tech Related [ edit ]
prog-0 This user does not know how to program .
AIM -AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
Grammatical Matters [ edit ]
USage decline This user uses American English , but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.
ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.
This user thinks good grammar is sexy .
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its This user understands the difference between its (of it ) and it's (it is or it has ).
its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s , but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s ...Scalawag .
ain't nobody This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
than then This user understands the difference between using "than " and "then ."
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Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“...”! US vs. UK This user uses logical quotation marks . Internal punctuation leads to factual errors . It's not a style issue!
A sentence contains "A quoted sentence.".
This user thinks, "Punctuation should come at the end of every sentence .".
General [ edit ]
>_< This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).
Things You Read [ edit ]
This user reads between the lines.
This user enjoys reading anything .
This user reads xkcd .
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Things You Watch [ edit ]
This user is a member of NERV .
This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.
Consoles [ edit ]
This user prefers to play games on a PC .
This user likes to play games on his or her Mac , but is getting awfully sick of Breakout .
This user still enjoys playinggames on the NES .
fan-3 This user thinks that Earthbound is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-3 This user thinks that Team Fortress is the best computer or video game ever made.
This user likes all types of music .
This user enjoys polka music.
Musicals [ edit ]
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry .
Beverages [ edit ]
C2 H5 OH-2 This user drinks occasionally.
This user drinks wine .
This user drinks tea .
This user drinks water regularly.
This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth.
Interests [ edit ]
Sellout This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads .
This user is interested in yoga .
This user's favorite roller coaster is Alpengeist , which this user has ridden 10 times.
This user is an art lover .
This user is addicted to travel .
Medical [ edit ]
Astrology [ edit ]
狗 This user was born in the year of the Dog .
no ads This user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
This user is against DRM .
This user is pro-cannabis .
This user urges others to make peace, not war, with drugs.
Philosophy [ edit ]
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
This user is a committed advocate of democracy .
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote .
Politics [ edit ]
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This user dislikes the concept of politics .
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This user is confused by politics.
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This user follows his/her own political ideals.
This user supports the ACLU .
Sexual & Gender Politics [ edit ]
This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.
This user believes marriage is between consenting adults, and that therefore polyamorous marriages should have equal legal recognition.
This user thinks adults should have the personal right, civil liberty and sexual freedom to view, watch and own porn if they so wish, without the intervention or prevention of law, government or authorities.
Spirituality and Religion [ edit ]
respect
This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
Religions I'm Not A Formal Member Of But Are/Were Part Of My Spiritual Path [ edit ]
(I'm a formal (baptized, never excommunicated) member of the Roman Catholic church. I don't believe in Roman Catholicism anymore but I still attend Mass and other rituals because they speak to me spiritually.)
Other Beliefs [ edit ]
This user is probably going to Hell .
Why userboxes? [ edit ]
This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.